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Another from the Allergies and Asthma health section to accompany a story about bronchial thermoplasty, a practice being performed at OSU.

How else am I supposed to feel?

Ever since I had that PAT attack, i’m pretty much easily breakable.

I just found out i’ll be on a heart monitor for three weeks, starting Thursday.

Was on one for 24 hours, hated ever second, so three weeks should be fun.

fml. 

Miss Violet Beauregarde vs Miss Como Mango…see any resemblance? :P

Courtesy of Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory:

VIOLET: What’s happening?
MR. BEAUREGARDE: You’re blowing up like a balloon!
WONKA: Like a blueberry.
MR. BEAUREGARDE: Somebody do something!  Call a doctor!
MRS. TEEVEE: Stick her with a pin.
CHARLIE: She’ll pop!
WONKA: It happens every time!  They all become blueberries.
MR. BEAUREGARDE: You’ve really done it this time, haven’t
you, Wonka.  I’ll break you for this.
WONKA: Oh, well, I’ll get it right in the end.
VIOLET: Help!  Help!
     (Wonka plays the pipe whistle.)
MR. BEAUREGARDE: We’ve got to let the air out of her, quick!
WONKA: There’s no air in there.
MR. BEAUREGARDE: Hmm?
WONKA: That’s juice.
MR. BEAUREGARDE: Juice?!?
WONKA: (to an Oompa Loompa) Would you roll the young lady
down to the juicing room at once, please.
MR. BEAUREGARDE: What for?
WONKA: For squeezing.  She has to be squeezed immediately
before she explodes.
MR. BEAUREGARDE: Explodes?!?
WONKA: It’s a fairly simple operation.

I’m full of blueberry juice. P90X and healthy eating = my operation.

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