Hilarious story time.

In eighth grade we had to take care of egg babies aka everyone leave it in your locker except during health class, but that’s not the funny part. I made my egg baby have three eyes, my friend Carrie named her egg Chlamydia because it sounded pretty, this guy Jon had a egg cross dressing egg named after the lead singer of Queen, and then Daric named his egg Pissing Deer because he claimed they were “native american”. He then promptly told the teacher to call him Pissing Hawk because that was his native american name. Our teacher continued to do a major facepalm the entire week. Good times.