Bando Black Label

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Jo Barnes

Jo Barnes Vintage. Headpiece extravaganzas. Apparently she caters mainly to brides... but we shant hold that against her. I personally think everyone is happier in a headpiece, or three or four of these - you could stack them all over your head like a totem pole! Also makes for easy identification at crowded gigs too - your mates just have to clamber onto a bar stool or the shoulders of a helpful pirate, to locate your sparkling head, so really it's about team work when you consider it like that. And it jusitifes buying all of them.

Nagi Noda Hair Hats.

We have a running commentary in the house about 'hair hats'. Mostly because we are cheap shouts and laugh whores and find most things incredibly amusing. To the extent that if we meet someone whom we find to be amusing, we try to think up ways to get them to come over and entertain us, or just to hang around with them in general...
Me: What about that dude who said that thing about the hair hat that time? He was a riot!
Sis: (hysterical gaffaws)... Yeah... that was funny.
Me: Maybe we should bake him a cake or something.
Sis: (considers)... Yeah but we need more sugar.
Me: Ok - well I'll give you money and you go to Quickie Mart.
Sis: I ALWAYS GO TO QUICKIE MART!!! I HAVE TO COOK THE ..... THING!!
Me: Ok, ok!! Geez. I'll go then. You give me money.
Sis: Ok. Well while you're there could you get (hands over list long as arm)
Sis: Oh hey... did you see that hilarious thing I sent you?
Me: In the mail?
Sis: Email!! Geez!!
Me: You know I dont like checking them.
Sis: Ok, well, here, hang on, I'll show you now....
(Time passes as we both watch countless funny vids on youtube and then do the 'hairhat' jokes we know and then amble to Quickie Mart only to come home and decide we cant be bothered to combine ingrediants (her), or line the tin (me)... so we look at more funny things on youtube and roll around laughing instead.)

So, naturally, these "most amazing things in the entire world" had us silently stunned, contemplating with awe.

Gareth Pugh Helmet

I literally just cried... A little something to raise the stakes whilst doing the groceries, methinks.

Maison Michel 2009.

4 Eyes.

I'm desperately seeking the cats-eye specs of my dreams. These would be ideal. There are a lot online, only prob is half the process is trying them on and flouncing about and purchasing said specs online makes this impossible. Partner in crime will agree that this is the look we're going for.
I've been banging on about how cool glasses are for ages and then the other day I honestly could'nt see the size on the top row of shoe boxes at work - this has never happened before. OLD AGE IS COME TO GET ME!!!! On the other hand - I can now claim a medicare rebate for the specs of my dreams!