Sampai Ke Lantai-Dior

Lagu yang mintak penampo sampai ke lantai…

*And I thought Rebecca Black are the worst

My family is so weird. I’ve said it again and again.

But today, they seriously took the cake.

Congrats guys

Weird ass cake

Dad, Mom, Han and Wei were all sitting around me at this Japanese restaurant, and for some reason Mom and Dad started talking about some girl’s ugly pussy. Ugly, unshaved, hairy pussy. It was like… I was eating SALAD. I WAS EATING.

Me Hairy

Why? Why would you talk about that when I’m eating :(

At some point my mom said POSITION on the topic of office politics which everyone mis-heard as *something* else, because of her emphasis on ‘po’ and ‘si’…

And my sister pointed at the scallop fins and asked what they were. But when I answered I said “skin” instead of “fins” and the topic somehow moved on to scallops and their fins being an innuendo for circumcision. Even my brother got the innuendo, and he’s like 14 O_o I thought he was more innocent than that. Oh well~

After a while, we were eating so peacefully, and I was talking about how I told everyone my family was weird. How they were talking about pussies, then scallops… and the moment I said scallops, the waitress popped up with a plate of scallops and said “HERE’S THE SCALLOPS” and my dad just full on burst out laughing, so did my brother. And my sis was laughing too and I was trying to hard to suppress my own laughter and was looking at the very confused waitress… She was like, what so funny about scallops? D: @_@

Uncooked scallops with fin attached

Scallops with fins

Cooked scallops without fin

Scallops with no fins

Occassionally dad would come up for breath from laughing and then he’ll see the scallops and start laughing again. Then after he was just catching his breath again (with my lil bro), I offered for him to de-fin the scallops, and the waitress, coincidentally standing beside our table, overheard and said: “This one (plate of scallops) no skin one!!”

And my dad went PFFT “IT HAS NO SKIN” HAHAHAHAA.

Oh god my family. Mom was just burying herself under the newspaper the whole time. I was just trying to eat. Han was laughing with dad, and Wei was like… *hangs off me while laughing* until she regained composure to eat.

We are soooo weird.